Only one prize will be awarded to the first person who solves the crime correctly.

Only one prize will be awarded to the first person who solves the crime correctly.

 Michelle Ferial Asadies “I was at North Pole looking for Santa! It was bloody cold! Nobody was there!...But thanks for loaning me your private jet, Santa, so I could get back in time to take this photo. Cheers!”  

 Michelle Ferial Asadies

“I was at North Pole looking for Santa! It was bloody cold! Nobody was there!...But thanks for loaning me your private jet, Santa, so I could get back in time to take this photo. Cheers!”
 

Robert Del Muro “It wasn’t me… It was the one arm man. Sadly.”

Robert Del Muro

“It wasn’t me… It was the one arm man. Sadly.”

Arlie Schrantz “I was dashing, dancing, and prancing like a vixen on a comet with Cupid. Darn it, I was blitzened!”

Arlie Schrantz

“I was dashing, dancing, and prancing like a vixen on a comet with Cupid. Darn it, I was blitzened!”

Leah Walker “It couldn’t have been me!  I was busy winning the MAAP.  You know, the Miss Accounting America Pageant!  Don't you see my tiara???”

Leah Walker

“It couldn’t have been me!  I was busy winning the MAAP.  You know, the Miss Accounting America Pageant!  Don't you see my tiara???”

Cele Arceo “It couldn’t be me!!!!  I was at a OAC mtg with the IOR & SEOR reviewing RFIs that will be added on to the next ACD to be presented to the DSE at the next OSHPD OTC (time TBD).”

Cele Arceo

“It couldn’t be me!!!!  I was at a OAC mtg with the IOR & SEOR reviewing RFIs that will be added on to the next ACD to be presented to the DSE at the next OSHPD OTC (time TBD).

Roksolana Toia “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was out saving the world with my Super Bear! It must have been Bruce. He always stays late!”

Roksolana Toia

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was out saving the world with my Super Bear! It must have been Bruce. He always stays late!”

Bruce Macpherson “I was involved in a trifling kerfuffle outside of a fine drinking emporium with a gentleman of extraordinary character who averred that I had purposefully slighted his inamorata during a holiday jollification. I was obliged to preserve my rectitude by the circumstance and therefore was alternately engaged at the time of the indiscrete law-breaking. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”

Bruce Macpherson

“I was involved in a trifling kerfuffle outside of a fine drinking emporium with a gentleman of extraordinary character who averred that I had purposefully slighted his inamorata during a holiday jollification. I was obliged to preserve my rectitude by the circumstance and therefore was alternately engaged at the time of the indiscrete law-breaking. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”

Bianca Tolbert “I would never steal. #scoutshonor #girlscout #troop467”

Bianca Tolbert

“I would never steal. #scoutshonor #girlscout #troop467”

Jose Reyes “…Who? Me? Just mindin’ my own business like any upstanding citizen.  That against the law?!?”

Jose Reyes

“…Who? Me? Just mindin’ my own business like any upstanding citizen.  That against the law?!?”

Alicen Camacho “I was outside Starbucks advocating for their Iced Caramel Macchiato to become the official Christmas beverage (and to extend their holiday drink menu year round)!”

Alicen Camacho

“I was outside Starbucks advocating for their Iced Caramel Macchiato to become the official Christmas beverage (and to extend their holiday drink menu year round)!”

Amanda Ibbetson “I was shopping……at Tiffany’s of course ;)”

Amanda Ibbetson

“I was shopping……at Tiffany’s of course ;)”

Amber Pauli “Who? What? When??? Let me consult my stickies!”

Amber Pauli

“Who? What? When??? Let me consult my stickies!”

William Anaya “Christmas?! I thought it was still Fall….ugh. What am I going to do with my pumpkin and scarecrow?”

William Anaya

“Christmas?! I thought it was still Fall….ugh. What am I going to do with my pumpkin and scarecrow?”

Shemiki Petties “I was at the 267th Annual Elf Bandit Masquerade Party when the lights blew out… hence the flashlight.”

Shemiki Petties

“I was at the 267th Annual Elf Bandit Masquerade Party when the lights blew out… hence the flashlight.”

Jeffrey Cilley “I was at the vet with my….gargoyle.”

Jeffrey Cilley

“I was at the vet with my….gargoyle.”

Fernando Perez “It wasn’t me, COPPER!… I was on the Southside of Philly with my Acapella group singing up some sweet tunes over a trashcan bonfire.” 

Fernando Perez

“It wasn’t me, COPPER!… I was on the Southside of Philly with my Acapella group singing up some sweet tunes over a trashcan bonfire.” 

Janet Puchlik “Really, how could you accuse me...? I was preparing payroll.”

Janet Puchlik

“Really, how could you accuse me...? I was preparing payroll.”

Jeanmarie Zimmerman “I wouldn’t steal toys! I am ever green – not ever mean. Just ask the guy at the Christmas Tree lot. I wasn't even sold yet!” 

Jeanmarie Zimmerman

“I wouldn’t steal toys! I am ever green – not ever mean. Just ask the guy at the Christmas Tree lot. I wasn't even sold yet!” 

Cindy Ferrer “I was in the Annual Frosty the Snowman Parade in White Plains, New York. I would never do that!” 

Cindy Ferrer

“I was in the Annual Frosty the Snowman Parade in White Plains, New York. I would never do that!” 

Peter Schubin “I was at a meeting at Cedars. Yeah, that's it... Or was it the gym? Hmmm…”

Peter Schubin

“I was at a meeting at Cedars. Yeah, that's it... Or was it the gym? Hmmm…”

Jose Larco “Wait! Did I miss the Holidays again? %&#)@”

Jose Larco

“Wait! Did I miss the Holidays again? %&#)@”

Vivian Vivero “I was decorating the PDA Christmas Tree with all the reindeers. Just ask Rudolph!”

Vivian Vivero

“I was decorating the PDA Christmas Tree with all the reindeers. Just ask Rudolph!”

Korina Salas “Don’t look at me…I was at a Ducks game, watching the Kings get beat on the ice.”

Korina Salas

“Don’t look at me…I was at a Ducks game, watching the Kings get beat on the ice.”

Iliana Kolettis “I’m innocent! I was singing Christmas carols in the choir!”

Iliana Kolettis

“I’m innocent! I was singing Christmas carols in the choir!”

Dwayne Lawrence “I don’t have any kids, I don’t know any kids, I don’t like any kids, I’m allergic to kids. What would I do with all those toys?Check with the Turkey. He looks awfully suspicious to me.”

Dwayne Lawrence

“I don’t have any kids, I don’t know any kids, I don’t like any kids, I’m allergic to kids. What would I do with all those toys?Check with the Turkey. He looks awfully suspicious to me.”

Peggy Pailian “I was at a site tearing out the badly installed tile.  Just ask the disgruntled Contractor!”

Peggy Pailian

“I was at a site tearing out the badly installed tile.  Just ask the disgruntled Contractor!”

Gerald Puchlik “I was at the Blind Donkey reviewing the marketing budget when this clown came in and sat down next to me. So I says to him, “how ‘bout I buy you a drink in exchange for your nose?” Pretty good deal, don’t you think?”

Gerald Puchlik

“I was at the Blind Donkey reviewing the marketing budget when this clown came in and sat down next to me. So I says to him, “how ‘bout I buy you a drink in exchange for your nose?” Pretty good deal, don’t you think?”

Turkey “Hey, is Thanksgiving over yet?”

Turkey

“Hey, is Thanksgiving over yet?”

Melinda Lehman “I was at the bar with Harpo trying to figure out what to do for PDA’s holiday card.  Just ask Harpo.”

Melinda Lehman

“I was at the bar with Harpo trying to figure out what to do for PDA’s holiday card.  Just ask Harpo.”

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